mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

superrrduper:

cybercitrus:

People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.

(Source: cybercitrus)

grilledanalcheese:

this has to stop. i ain even notice that was kanye at first. thought the walking diaper was dropping turds.

(Source: butyourelikereallypretty)

(Source: idlers-beatle-dream)

plemelwarmface:

imjohnlocked:

the awkward moment when you keyboard smash and still get
bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm’s name right

I hate that I still know who you’re talking about

lennonlips:

lennonlips:

lennonlips:

if i ever see paul in concert again, i’m going to make a sign that says I LIKE YOUR BUTT

you guys, i’m going to see him again next month so now i have to.

image

it’s been done.
image

I have completed my life’s purpose.

adriofthedead:

someone give this dude a medal

i’m never going to post a selfie again in my life hahah

marico que fea jajajajja :S